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hi! i'm chloe. i live in the land of beaches and sunshine, although hawaii isn't always a paradise. if you ever need someone to listen or if you ever need a friend, i'm here.
hi! i'm chloe. i live in the land of beaches and sunshine, although hawaii isn't always a paradise. if you ever need someone to listen or if you ever need a friend, i'm here.
“Why are you so quiet?”
“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.
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me in class....
| me: | i hate you all you're all idiots |
| me: | why is that person staring at me? |
| me: | OMG what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun? i would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices them selves of others |
| me: | no, i know know the answer to this question |
| me: | oh god the teacher is going to call on me. my hand is not raised. oh god oh god oh god leave me alone. ACT BUSY! I REPEAT ACT BUSY! ABORT MISSION! |
| me: | my stomach just growled when the fuck is lunch |
| me: | we should make a class hunger games where everyone dies. |
| me: | AND NOW MY PENCIL IS BREAKINGG! YOU ONNLLYY WANNT MEE WHEENN IM TAKEEN!! |
| me: | no, seriously never open your mouth again |
| me: | ew my teachers have children. they are sexually active. i wonder when they had sex for the first time. i wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. i totally bet they did. |
| me: | yeah, no if a man walked in with a gun i totally wouldn't sacrafice myself for these idiots. i would hide under my desk and just tell them to take them all |
| me: | seriously it's only been a minute? |
| me: | i will never use this shit in my life. |
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When someone checks you out
Normal people:
My reaction:
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6 hours ago
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Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
woah nigga hold up
wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”
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When I start talking about my obsessions:
My parents:
People at school:
My friends:
People on tumblr:
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He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people blogging on tumblr all over the planet were making posts and typing in keyboard smashes: “To Harry Potter — the boy who lived!”
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the only show where theres a smart blonde and a dumb asian
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